Read & follow the fucking rules!

That's the best tip you'll get, heed it.

Best way to post:

• Spend 30 seconds and make a decent description that ppl can understand, you should also include links to screenshots.
• Name your post appropriately with the proper title where possible and type of file (VCD/SVCD/DivX/XviD, etc.).
• Seed until at least 3 or 4 others have a full copy. Use superseed mode if your client supports it (ie: SHAD0W's, Azureus).
• Instead of sharing a bunch of small files (ie: 10 MB files named Susan1.mpg, Susan2.mpg, ...), combine them into 1 torrent. BT was optimized for large torrents. It'll stay alive longer, too.
• Don't upload kiddie, near/snuff, bestiality, rape porn, or programs (besides pr0n games). Use common sense & check the Forbidden list.
  

Site Statistics:

• Check your current overall ratio in your Profile or in the Torrent DL Window. There's NO EXCUSE for not knowing your ratio is bad.
• Stats now update dynamically as you download, every 20-30 minutes.
• Bram's Official BT v3.4.2, SHAD0W's BitTornado, Azureus, uTorrent and ABC work without any problems, but for those clients that use DHT -- or a distributed tracker function -- that function must be turned off while using Empornium. Use of broken or leecher clients (ie: BT++, Shareaza, BitComet, etc.) or DHT will likely end up getting you BANNED.

Banning:

• You will be limited to only uploading if your ratio blows, the expectation for each member is a 1.00 or better share, if your ratio sucks you may be banned.
• Admin are dicks. Rarely, will there be an exception made and someone unbanned.